Warning! Do not shake hands with celebrities

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Roman_K, Jul 5, 2007.

  1. Roman_K

    Roman_K New Member

    Or some celebrities, anyway. And when you see their kin, run:

    Read the entire entry. I especially liked the dining sleeve.
     
  2. Electric_Man

    Electric_Man Templar

    The real question is: Why were you reading Sheryl Crow's blog?
     
  3. TheJackal

    TheJackal Member

    When I started reading her blog I was convinced that it she was joking. God help us all.

    Did you also see the part about having a reality show about who can lead the 'greenest' life, with the winner getting a recording contract? No mention in sight of whether the contests had the ability to sing...
     
  4. Roman_K

    Roman_K New Member

    Google. Boredom. The fact that I have an exam to prepare to. I didn't even know who Sheryl Crow is until I found myself in her website, reading that entry.

    Oh yes, that one's a gem. Is it too late to take mankind out of its misery, do you think?
     
  5. Garner

    Garner Great God and Founding Father Staff Member

    You're finally going to stop going on about politics all the time?!? Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!
     
  6. Roman_K

    Roman_K New Member

    Says the man so obsessed with video games that he will buy anything, anything at all, as long as it has "PC Game" written on it.
     
  7. Garner

    Garner Great God and Founding Father Staff Member

    that is NOT true.

    I totally didn't buy "Barbie Fashion Designer" OR "Dora the Explorer"
     
  8. Roman_K

    Roman_K New Member

    Riiight. And even in the very unlikely event that you didn't buy the aforementioned, the mere fact that you are familiar with them speaks volumes.
     
  9. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    The Dining Sleeve.

    Like, yeah, I've just invented a square of cloth that you can wipe your hands and face on when you're eating. I'm gonna be a millionnaire ! I'll call it... The Thing For Wiping Your Hands And Face On When You're Eating.

    Call me Bloody Stupid Crow. (don't forget that r)

    Oh and 1 square of toilet paper ? does she have miniature parts or what ?
     
  10. Mynona

    Mynona Member

    maybe she's one of those people who doesn't eat, or drink... or maybe she's got one of those bags on her stomach because they've removed her intestines. Quite a lot of effort to go through, though, just to be able to only use one square of toilet-paper.

    Especially when there are other things that are far worse when it comes to chopping down trees
     
  11. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    Hubby, Friend and I have discussed this over a meal. We have decided that ultimately, Sheryl Crow should only ever be allowed to wipe her behind with used paper napkins. We're to kind to suggest that she do this the other way round.
     
  12. mowgli

    mowgli New Member

    ::Striking out to defend the (sort of) innocent::

    She's KIDDING, folks!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Orrdos

    Orrdos God Staff Member

    I think washable toilet paper could be the next big thing.

    You people are just too close minded. Also, i am extremely sceptical of romans flim flam excuse of how he came to be reading Crow's blog.

    I suspect he's like, a huge fanboy. Probably has wall to wall albums and posters of the woman. Maybe a cardboard cut out.

    Edit: although, if we do take his reason as gospel, it raises the following question.

    What the fuck was he googling?
     
  14. Hsing

    Hsing Moderator Staff Member

    ...*laughs* :lol:
     
  15. BadEarthMum

    BadEarthMum New Member

    Uh you mean she is being serious. Oh dear gods, I think fame has damaged her brain! Personally I think i'll stick with global warming - only chance i'm ever gonna have of having a seaside property!!:lol:
     
  16. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    Oh washable bumwipes, why not, the romans used sponges on sticks after all... although of course their civilisation is now extinct, so hey, maybe we should think about that... Washable napkins have existed for um... ages ? But hey, if you just go on washing your clothes with disgusting stuff like washing powder or liquid then you should be flayed until it really hurts. I bet miss Crow even adds softener ! Wasteful polluting c(r)ow...
     
  17. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    Perhaps she could have a special sleeve instead of using toilet roll, and then just wash that. That would be better for the environment.
     
  18. Roman_K

    Roman_K New Member

    Alternative fuel sources.
     
  19. Garner

    Garner Great God and Founding Father Staff Member

    ...

    you're a strange little jew.
     
  20. Stercus Stercus

    Stercus Stercus New Member

    That's a good idea, we can burn Sheryl Crow as an alternative fuel source.
     
  21. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    :biggrin:
     
  22. Roman_K

    Roman_K New Member

  23. Electric_Man

    Electric_Man Templar

    Old news, everyone knows Aussies are fueled by beer. It's one of those true stereotypes.
     

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