I just realised i've gone past the 1000 post mark. Go Me! I celebration I thought we could construct a list of a 1000 reasons why i'm great. 1. In a five mintue period i could probably eat more cheese that 5 mice. 2. I once made my friend get a tic-tac lodged up his nose. 3. If I travelled back in time I'd know more about how things work than olden day people. Stupid olden day people. 4. I invented tab clear. 5. I have bowling shoes that are taken from a REAL bowling alley! mmmm, this might take a while....
Rincewind i dont think that there is not one person that thinks your "special" 7.do some very weird stuff with your face
**dances and smirks because she got there first** nananannaanaaaaa ! Although I must admit, that pic is particularly daunting. 9. Was a hamster in a previous life.
10) You wear your mum's shirts 11) You stink 12) You smell 13) You pong 14) You reek 15) Yet we still allow you to go to doormencons!
17. You have the best story about a goat I have heard so far. 18. You have a genuinely open mind. 19. You are always half an hour late at Doormencon, which has become a ritual. 20. Exciting events are due to happen to you in my boardfic.
21. You often say the right thing at the right time. That sometimes makes one forget about the stuff you post otherwise. And Katcal, you got there [i:195ad7ee5f]after [/i:195ad7ee5f]me. You overhauled, though.
22. I once I woke up an hour before I had to actually I get up. In my half sleep I believed this made me omipotent, the feeling was nice.
Congrats... 23. Looks most naturally like a Discworld character than anyone else on the board. 24. Loves all creatures great and small. The smaller the better.
*Edits Doors' post, both because it stretched the boards and because no one should have to look at that face*
25. Introduced me to Peep Show (which is bloody brilliant by the way) 26. Once asked me to marry him after being rejected by doors. (this was a long time ago on the old board, that was a great convo) 27. Likes Paramahansa Yogananda (although I doubt he has finished the book yet) 28. Wears cool scarves.
[quote:225fac906d="Rincewind in Members' news"]Rincewind sitting on the fence scince 1902.[/quote:225fac906d] #32 : Rincewind has a fence up his bum. #33 : Rincewind is like, really ancient, like.
[quote:b65f058be0="Rincewind"]If dust is so clever let it avoid the might of my hoover.[/quote:b65f058be0] Pff, as if you have a hoover. I would be disappointed if you had anything other than a 'Henry' vacuum.
I am torn between believing that his vaccuum cleaner sucks... or not Because if it doesn't suck, than it sucks doubly, and therefore we are faced with a paradox... or a pair o' socks... I need a weekend. Right now.
I have the awesome power of DYSON! After an unfortunate incident involving ham radio and 12 pounds of fish guts 'Henry' and I are no longer on speaking terms.
[quote:0943155026="Rincewind"]I have the awesome power of DYSON! After an unfortunate incident involving ham radio and 12 pounds of fish guts 'Henry' and I are no longer on speaking terms.[/quote:0943155026] Uhhh....I think we'd rather not know about that one.
[quote:322861759f="OmKranti"][quote:322861759f="Rincewind"]I have the awesome power of DYSON! After an unfortunate incident involving ham radio and 12 pounds of fish guts 'Henry' and I are no longer on speaking terms.[/quote:322861759f] Uhhh....I think we'd rather not know about that one.[/quote:322861759f] You're just no fun, Om, you realize that don't you ?
[quote:cfadc06cd5="Katcal"][quote:cfadc06cd5="OmKranti"][quote:cfadc06cd5="Rincewind"]I have the awesome power of DYSON! After an unfortunate incident involving ham radio and 12 pounds of fish guts 'Henry' and I are no longer on speaking terms.[/quote:cfadc06cd5] Uhhh....I think we'd rather not know about that one.[/quote:cfadc06cd5] You're just no fun, Om, you realize that don't you ?[/quote:cfadc06cd5] Yeah, stodgy old bag, thats me. All the way.
Leads me to... #33 Rincewind making Om feel like a stodgy old bag since 2006. #34 Rincewind owner of a dyson, but never a user of a dyson because his body is a temple and such products would violate the purity of his spirit (Scotch for preference)
#35 Rinso has spent the last year in my closet of unrequested love yet still enjoys being there as much as he did the day I locked him in.
huzzah! Dale is back. I can only assume your recent absence is due to the alien spawn finally devouring your brain leaving you a gibbering, yet camp, wreck.Where did you get new brain-off a drunk tramp? Ive been wondering where commie joe has been lately.
[quote:96094750fc="Rincewind"]huzzah! Dale is back. I can only assume your recent absence is due to the alien spawn finally devouring your brain leaving you a gibbering, yet camp, wreck.Where did you get new brain-off a drunk tramp? Ive been wondering where commie joe has been lately.[/quote:96094750fc] I've been trying all day to think of a witty retort to this comment. But, I can't. How can you top that? It's got everything, alien spawn, brains, drunk camp tramps and communists. Wow. #37 Rinso is a genius, a random insane genius.
