The coolest house ever...

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Katcal, Jan 18, 2007.

  1. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

  2. KaptenKaries

    KaptenKaries New Member

    Wow! Amazing!

    "Lift logs, prop up, nail together and continue until no longer wobbly."

    Fool proof plan, really.
     
  3. Joculator

    Joculator The 'Old' Fool

    Terrific idea, and so simple!

    But would it cope with a herd of escaped cows grazing the roof?
     
  4. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    As Neanderthal said : "Eat them before they trample your house" :D
     
  5. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    That is a great house. I love the new 'organic' architectural styles that have been growing up in the last 30 or so years. My sister wants to build herself a rammed-earth house as soon as she has enough money, or a straw-bale house (all the jokes about that one have already been made).
     
  6. mowgli

    mowgli New Member

    It looks absolutely awesome and I almost want one, except that I couldn't find a bathroom in any of the floor plans :?
     
  7. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    The point is you build it yourself, so you could make yourself a house full of bathrooms if you wanted to ;)
     
  8. Maljonic

    Maljonic Administrator Staff Member

    It a super brilliant house. The guy is being totally ripped off with his web hosting though if he's paying £600 a year for that little site. :)
     
  9. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    Yeah, that struck me too... weird.
     
  10. Hsing

    Hsing Moderator Staff Member

    Contact him - tell him you'd host his site for half the money... ;)
     
  11. Garner

    Garner Great God and Founding Father Staff Member

    nah, the Maljongarn Webhosting Corporation will happily host his site for two thirds his current cost.

    150 of it goes to mal to host the site, the other 50 goes to me for administrative fees.
     
  12. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    2/3 of 600 is 400, that leaves 200 for me for high quality web expertise and coookies.
     
  13. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    I've found stuff to put in my house...

    Pebbles
     
  14. Garner

    Garner Great God and Founding Father Staff Member

    the other 200 goes to getting me some remedial math lessons!
     
  15. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    Yeah, sure, as if anyone would be dumb enough to even attempt that for anything less than a million... :cooler:
     
  16. Ba

    Ba Lord of the Pies Staff Member

    Ba is willing to teach Garner...
     
  17. missy

    missy New Member

    Hmmmmm

    Me thinks Ba will want payment in pies and the punishment for non submission of home work is going to involve Weasels and alot of heat instead of detention!

    Could be fun!
     
  18. Roman_K

    Roman_K New Member

    That is cool, though at times the pictures make it look a little... fragile. Still cool though. :)
     
  19. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    This will definately not be in that house, but it's still cool.

    The Floating Bed

    [​IMG]
     
  20. mowgli

    mowgli New Member

    Weee!!! Does that mean that, if this technology can be applied to train-on-a-rail type system, we can finally have a functioning Hovercraft? Granted, it would still be tethered to its rails, but at least one can escape (somewhat) unharmed, if accidentally fallen under the train. Did that make sense?
     
  21. Joculator

    Joculator The 'Old' Fool

    Magnetic bed, great idea! Just the thing for us old 'uns with metal hip joints, pacemaker and steel plate in the head. At least we wouldn't fall out.

    Besides, if everyone in a big city fell for the advertiser's "Every home must have one" ploy, wouldn't that much concentrated magnetism play havoc with the earth's natural magnetic field? Could be a bugger for navigation.
     
  22. TamyraMcG

    TamyraMcG Active Member

    They all use GPS these days. Even the guys that go fishing on the little lakes aroung here have GPS. They keep track of the "hot" spots with them.
     
  23. Pepster

    Pepster New Member

    That house is just weird. I'd be afraid of someone walking on the roof and falling through. Lets not even consider termites.

    Somehow I still don't reckon it will be healthy.

    To make a bed like that, in a practical way for mass production (not that there is much that is practical about it), would require a powerful electro-magnet to produce the magnetic field.

    For two reasons, a) it can be build to exact specifications and b) it can be turned on/off and the field strength can be adjusted (to match a persons weight?).

    Long term exposure to such a powerfull magnetic field would be not be a good thing.
     
  24. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    I have found the emergency exits for my coolest house ever...

    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    How anyone can live without these, I don't know. Actually, these should be regular exits, not just for emergencies !

    For the story, the building they're attached to is a pretty basic building, next to an amazingly beautiful church with glazed coloured roof tiles... I have no idea what the slides are/were for, they certainly look like they're made for human use... Oh I WISH !!

    I can has slides ?
     
  25. Buzzfloyd

    Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee Staff Member

    That would be awesome! Like in the Magic Faraway Tree.
     
  26. spiky

    spiky Bar Wench

    The slides were for the ejection of heretics, blasphemers and others who were just not our kind of people.

    Of course there would be a vat of tar and feathers at the bottom of the slide...
     
  27. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    Why should they have all the fun ?
     
  28. spiky

    spiky Bar Wench

    because only heretics, blasphemers and people who aren't our kind of people are allowed. The pious seem to see fun as being had by other people and somehow its always ungodly. So people who are having fun must be punished!
     
  29. Katcal

    Katcal I Aten't French !

    Oh, ok. Right. Then I'm a heretic !

    Garner smells ! **prepares for sliding**
     
  30. Garner

    Garner Great God and Founding Father Staff Member

    *sends rinso to stand next to Kat*
     

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